FOSSIL FUEL FUNFAIR

Ogilvy—the world’s #1 fossil fuel agency—is excited to announce Ogilvyland, the world’s first fossil fuel funfair. Coming October 14th, it’s a celebration of the brave new world our clients are helping to build.

Now let’s get burning!

WE’RE THE AGENCY WITH THE MOST FOSSIL FUEL CONTRACTS

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WE’RE THE AGENCY WITH THE MOST FOSSIL FUEL CONTRACTS 👍

A black-knuckle ride into the mines of the world's most emission rich fuel source. If the fast drops and rickety tracks don't take your breath away, the emphysema surely will!

Fire for the whole family!

Ride the spinning helicopters as you escape a terrific woodland fire, set to the infectious sound of our screaming woodland critter choir.

WELCOME TO OGILVYLAND

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FOSSIL FUEL FUNFAIR

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WELCOME TO OGILVYLAND ✣ FOSSIL FUEL FUNFAIR ✣

Hop in a car and float down the River Ganges as its banks overflow into surrounding settlements. Scream louder as you dodge power lines, building debris, and even waterborne diseases.

The Beast from the East returns!

Survive the night in this blustery simulation of a Category 5 storm, brought to you by the American Petroleum Institute. Please note that the shelter roof is only designed to withstand a theoretical Category 4 Storm.

The world’s slowest rollercoaster

Ride the back of Ned the Net Zero Turtle as you tour our client’s commitments to building a greener warmer world. Discover the wonders of Ogilvy’s lobbying team, as they delay regulation on methane emissions.

"WE INSPIRE BRANDS AND PEOPLE TO IMPACT THE WORLD"

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"WE INSPIRE BRANDS AND PEOPLE TO IMPACT THE WORLD" ✣

Watch Mark Read, Ogilvy’s network CEO, defy the laws of logic and physics in a spectacular justification of our fossil fuel work.

Mark Read can make employee’s views magically fall in line with a wave of his unemployment wand.

He can even saw a person in two, neatly severing their personal views and humanity from the clients they have to work on.

HAUNTED SAFARI

Hop aboard an all-terrain vehicle and traverse the no-longer-grassy plains of desertified habitats. If the Zombie Zembras don't get you, the Gorilla Ghosts will!

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BIG HUNGRY DINER

Hungry? You will be! The Big Hungry Diner gives you a sample of the food supplies of the future. Instead of traditional sustenance, Ogilvyland serves the original form of sustenance: oil, and money!

PIPELINE PLUNGE

Pipeline Plunge is the world's first oil slide, built with surplus pipes from BP's new oil projects. It's not only slippier, it also catches fire sometimes too!

RESERVE YOUR TICKETS

Access to Ogilvyland is free to all our fossil fuel clients from 14th October!

WITH THANKS TO OUR FABULOUS FOSSIL FUEL PARTNERS